Kryogenik's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[-Mega Tutorial-]

Sucky.

The music was annoying and it lacked detail. A better name could have been made up for a beginner's tutorial. 'Mega Tutorial' implies that it was big and included advanced stuff...

[Balloon Duel]

Simply elite

You now have 23 hours and 53 minutes to start making an online version of this before a crack team of highly trained Al-Qaeda troops jump through your window wielding AK-47's :)

[Gerbil Jump]

:(

I'm not usually one to give bad reviews, but...
It started off looking promising, but the actual game was piss-poor. Controlling some strange stick man thing, simply by pressing space to jump over hairy fat things, which constantly appeared in the exact same place...
i know its not really your fault that this has a high score, but really... weak.
and to that last guy...
why cant you do something like this? its ridiculously easy :/
make movie clips of the gerbils moving, give them instance names gerbil and gerbil 2, make the smeg guy a movie clip which animates him jumping, make spacebar get him to jump, and make a simple hit test between the guy and the gerbils that makes the game end :( if you cant do that, then you are frankly shit.

The-Mute responds:

alot of tallent is scared off by reviews like this, at least provide sum constructive critisism. as to your "piss-poor" comment though, u seemed to really like your first games you made, which i'v just had a look at..quite frankly, if this is "piss-poo" as a first attempt, god knows what yours were!

[Tip-A-Cow]

o_o

the graphics were nice, but it was way too hard, unless youre on a shit computer. in the factory level it was easy, because of the low framerate, but other levels it was much harder. reduce the max frame rate, and it will be more fun...

[Ray - Part 1]

sweet

when else do you have the opportunity to piss on a puerto rican hobo? nice work

[Futurama Dress-up (0.5)]

great

there were a couple of broken items but otherwise great... i noticed farnsworth didnt have a dick, which will have displeased anyone who turned him into a bondage freak =)

[Madness interactive]

w00000t!!!!

a game of madness redeemer! great!
you guys could have just made some crappy sidescrolling basic shooter but instead you have composed a masterpiece! throwing knives in people's faces is infinitely entertaining :)

[galactic stampede]

Great!

This game has a strong graphical style and good gameplay, but I have to knock interactivity down a few points because of getting stuck in walls..
i understand its hard to make games, but im making one like this soon so ill see.
anyway, great game!

[Blot goes to Hell!]

sweet

yea this rules apart from there doesnt seem to be a way to change the quality so it runs piss slow :(

[NV's BIG adventure!]

duhhh

the bespectacled scientist defeats the alien races because he has the hazmat suit, stupid!
my god some people are dumb.

SeedyKay responds:

Why the hell don't the U.S. Army have any then? they seem to have some sort of sway in the company?

I only put the half-life bit in though, because half-life rules, despite 101 different plot-holes. it all adds to the charm!