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you raise a good point.

i.e. 'the ultimate showdown' sucks fat cock and there is no reason whatsoever for it being in the top 50%, let alone number fucking 1.
well done.

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Sucky.

The music was annoying and it lacked detail. A better name could have been made up for a beginner's tutorial. 'Mega Tutorial' implies that it was big and included advanced stuff...

Simply elite

You now have 23 hours and 53 minutes to start making an online version of this before a crack team of highly trained Al-Qaeda troops jump through your window wielding AK-47's :)

:(

I'm not usually one to give bad reviews, but...
It started off looking promising, but the actual game was piss-poor. Controlling some strange stick man thing, simply by pressing space to jump over hairy fat things, which constantly appeared in the exact same place...
i know its not really your fault that this has a high score, but really... weak.
and to that last guy...
why cant you do something like this? its ridiculously easy :/
make movie clips of the gerbils moving, give them instance names gerbil and gerbil 2, make the smeg guy a movie clip which animates him jumping, make spacebar get him to jump, and make a simple hit test between the guy and the gerbils that makes the game end :( if you cant do that, then you are frankly shit.

The-Mute responds:

alot of tallent is scared off by reviews like this, at least provide sum constructive critisism. as to your "piss-poor" comment though, u seemed to really like your first games you made, which i'v just had a look at..quite frankly, if this is "piss-poo" as a first attempt, god knows what yours were!

Give me some motivation mothafucka', or I gon' take your knees.

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