Kryogenik's Reviews

[The Gayest Showdown]

you raise a good point.

i.e. 'the ultimate showdown' sucks fat cock and there is no reason whatsoever for it being in the top 50%, let alone number fucking 1.
well done.

[Nigerian Exchange]

Pretty sucky.

Hideous graphics, worse animation and cringe-inducingly bad voices. You're obviously pretty ignorant as well. Lots of humor can be created out of making fun of Nigerians. But not by American kids with a 65 IQ and a copy of flash mx.

[3d-Destruction of the IRS]

Resubmit

The actual flash was very good. The music was utterly -SHIT-. How anyone can actually like music that poor is beyond me, but my point about it is that it made the 30 second flash nearly 5mb. Most average newgroundsmorons are on 56k and will just vote 1 or zero rather than wait for it to load. Resubmit it with a DECENT flash loop, not shitty grindcore, so that it isn't fucking irritating to watch and so people can actually view it without waiting an hour.

[-Mega Tutorial-]

Sucky.

The music was annoying and it lacked detail. A better name could have been made up for a beginner's tutorial. 'Mega Tutorial' implies that it was big and included advanced stuff...

[Balloon Duel]

Simply elite

You now have 23 hours and 53 minutes to start making an online version of this before a crack team of highly trained Al-Qaeda troops jump through your window wielding AK-47's :)

[Gerbil Jump]

:(

I'm not usually one to give bad reviews, but...
It started off looking promising, but the actual game was piss-poor. Controlling some strange stick man thing, simply by pressing space to jump over hairy fat things, which constantly appeared in the exact same place...
i know its not really your fault that this has a high score, but really... weak.
and to that last guy...
why cant you do something like this? its ridiculously easy :/
make movie clips of the gerbils moving, give them instance names gerbil and gerbil 2, make the smeg guy a movie clip which animates him jumping, make spacebar get him to jump, and make a simple hit test between the guy and the gerbils that makes the game end :( if you cant do that, then you are frankly shit.

The-Mute responds:

alot of tallent is scared off by reviews like this, at least provide sum constructive critisism. as to your "piss-poor" comment though, u seemed to really like your first games you made, which i'v just had a look at..quite frankly, if this is "piss-poo" as a first attempt, god knows what yours were!