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Pretty good.

Deserving of a higher score - but then again, 95% of portal voters are stupid fucking kids who don't actually watch the movies they vote on, and if they do, they decide they didn't like something about it and vote zero. So its score is a poor reflection of the movie's actual quality.

Iranarama responds:

agreed,
thnx.

Er...

I'd laugh if one or more of your loved ones were killed in a terrorist atrocity :/

SCART responds:

I'm sure you would, you sound like that kind of thing.

"Don't beleive the HYPE"
- Chuck D

Where do I start?

Ok, so it's set in 30th century Japan. Hence, completely unjapanese people, all speaking english, wearing 20th century clothes and having edwardian telephones. Exceptionally poor. Congratulations on wasting an entire week of your life.

TurkeySandwich responds:

where do you start? How about thinking before writing a review. Everything you just bitched about was part of a joke. How about the japanese president? didnt think that was wierd? Or that they used american currency with japanese stated before it, ie japanese quarter,? i even tried to help people get the joke by having one of the characters state it for you. Sorry i didnt make something as mentally stimulating as stick figures fighting for you but i guess i expected to much from you. I asssume that the running joke was the only problem you had with the movie so thats all ill respond to. hopefully in the future you will think just a tad when watching a movie, becuase then you might get some of the jokees.

What.

Is it just me, or was this in fact about 3 seconds of animation, and 20 seconds of some alien staring at a random scrotum?
Top it off with shite music from the masters of unpopularity themselves, and he have a sorry excuse for a movie that graces the portal like a turd on top of a wedding cake.
Fancy fonts and gibberish are not enough to save this one. Not by a wide margin.

Hiver responds:

LoL - Stop the hate, child.

not bad

drawings were good, style was there, animation could have been better

nbh responds:

haha
fuck of baz ou couldnt do better

heh...

not bad, but kinda short. download Chinese Freestyle Rap and make one with that ;)

MonsterMunchClock responds:

It was just a little short I submitted because I havn't submitted anything in a while

sniff sniff

hmmm i think you just got some skate clips and drew over them. if you didnt, GREAT JOB, otherwise well done for tricking these fooolish people.

simon-himself responds:

dude... i use footage to guide me. but it isnt as easy as just drawing over some clips. Try it yourself.

not too shabby

the stick animation was crap, but it was quite long so you must have put some effort into it.
the good thing was the 3D, which isnt looking too bad. keep practicing 3D and make a cool 3d movie

ColinMatthews responds:

yeah but spending TOO much time on a movie is just dumb...like joe zombie, its cool but now it takes a year to make one because you guys made him feal that everything has to be in 3d

excellence

wow, i assumed this would be some random stick crap but this is seriously awesome, with great 3d and the vehicles looked really cool and authentic.
great job!

TENT responds:

Yes I know a good example of the random stick crap is the ones in the newgrounds stick section you see some of them and they are blam material so how come this isn't there we will never know....

what

why in the name of flying fucking fish was this daily feature!?

Tomorrows-Nobody responds:

cuz people thought it was funny.. It was also a slow day, no really great entries

Give me some motivation mothafucka', or I gon' take your knees.

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